"Vita Brevis, Ars Longa" <3
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
Concentrate to the Quiet by Dennis DeHart, 2013
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED
Betty White, last of the jedi.
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
My cat grooms me. What does that mean?
It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
I suppose this explains why 90% of dogs I meet try to immediately lick me iin the mouth and why my cat tries to give me a bath before I leave the house
Ima go lick my dog.
This whole thing made me laugh